FML… I still remember!

7 years ago...
on Valentine’s Day, my very first lover bought a necklace for a girl, who also received bunch of gifts from other guys, when he promised to give me something, a gift la (but he didn’t) on that very ruthful day of mine! FML… I still remember.

7 years ago...
when I play truant for the very first time in life with my best friend, we got caught by our outraged PJ teacher. We were then oppressed to clean and mop the toilet floor. FML… I still remember.

6 years ago...
I studied day and night and spent most of my time do revision and exercises but I still can’t manage to get into top 5. FML… I still remember.

5 years ago...
4 stupid bitchie senior students from SMKJA poke fun at me for combing and tying my hair in the toilet. They said I look ugly so there’s no need of me to comb my hair. They even slander me for ogling them. I was so short back then and those biatches were tall. So I don’t dare to talk back. I just walk away, leaving them behind. FML… I still remember.

5 years ago...
My mum threw away all of my VCD and DVD music collections. She scolded me for wasting my time listening to music and neglecting my studies. FML… I still remember.

4 years ago...
In Physics lab: I was rocking the lab chair with its two front legs. Like this:

Then, a stupid classmate of mine came, dunno what he did to my chair making me fall on my butt from my chair. It hurts like hel*. And the whole class was looking at me. They didn’t laugh but that’s good enough to make me sia soi! FML… I still remember.

3 years ago…
I had a nasty fight with a guy, who is also my classmate. Not this kind of fight.

But we were verbally fighting. More like quarreling. I was so damn mad that I “vomited” those @#$% words. We were screaming and cursing.
And my entire classmate goes like:

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and

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life and I am so humiliated and embarrassed by my own action. :( FML... I still remember.

2 years ago...
I fall in love with a guy. I thought that I have the chance to move on into the next level of relationship. Meaning to say he and I be couple la!
Then, weeks later I found out that he already had a girlfriend of 2 years. How come I never know?! Silly me :( My heart broke into pieces. After all those beautiful moments we've spent... how could... FML.

A year ago...
I was slapped twice in my face. The girl who did it thought i was her EX-BOYFRIEND. I am a GIRL okay!... FML... I made that up :P